internet liguistics.

so I moved to new york.
its ok I guess.
willamsburg the apparent hipster mecca of the world
is basically detroit, but rent is 1000$/month and there are about 3/4
the amount of black people. everyone here dresses like its 1985.
i saw about 48539042 dude lastnight that I totally thought were
michael j. fox (if I could only get that lucky.)

I found an apt.
its small, but for the time being...it will do.
I start classes tomorrow.
I'm pretty excited about that.
I cant wait to rub my beard all over some 18 year old
jew girl art chicks.
Speaking of beards...I never thought I would say this..
but my beard has a lot to learn. I've seen some pretty
wicked beards out here of all shapes and sizes.
I know that my beard is a good contender, but it's going
to need a little more time before I can really show
the world what my beard can do.

so. blogging. i'm ok with writing on the internet.
but I got an email today from some dumbfuck who
referred to himself as a "blogger"...as in being his profession.
a professional opinionator that gave himself a title.
anyone that refers to themselves as a "blogger" or a "photog"
is a lazy faggot who not only has no real profession within
what they are claiming to be a professional at,
but also doesnt have a energy to add "rapher" to the word "photog".
thats some BN shit right there.
and blogger...seriously...would you tell a blonde girl that at a bar?
"Hi my name is Todd, I just this new hair cut, I'm a blogger for Vogue magazine".
the fact I'm blogging about this I suppose is ironic.
But so are fat people.