we're all suspects.

eyehategod/goatwhore/pigdestroyer tour

2009-11-10T14:01:00.000-08:00

a few weeks back I went to baltimore to meet up with goatwhore for a few days while they were out with NOLA bro's eyehategod and pig destroyer. I barely lived through this journey to hell and back. Including a fucking crazy rainy boat ride to the statue of liberty and back. check out a brief photo blog up on the chronic youth dudes site....

eyehategod/goatwhore/pigdestroyer tried to kill me weekend

peace and carburetor grease.
-n

since its election day...

2008-11-04T11:56:00.001-08:00

What will happen to White Women if Obama Win (TriBeCa)

Reply to: pers-905682850@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-04, 2:31PM EST

I am afraid if Obama(A Black Man) wins the presidency race more White Women will harassed by Black Men. I already fear for my life when I see a Black guy walking down the street. Black Guys are very brazen and will not accept no for a answer. I just scared that us pure heart White Women will be bullied by Black Guys. I don't know what to do, I will not leave the house on Wednesday if Obama wins because I know that's when it will start. Does anyone care about White Women, who will fight for our rights, who will protect us from the bullies of the world.

Please Please Please save White Women by voting for a White Man. We need to have a White Guy in the White House to protect White Women virtue.

I made love to the howl of a wolf.

2008-10-16T16:39:00.000-07:00

So, I love New York.
This place is pretty bonkers, and I'm sure in due time I will grow to hate it.
just like.

everyone.

else.

however. for now. I love it.
and here is why.
in the last week I have:

-watched GWAR perform an entire set dedicated to the Town Hall prez debate 24 hours after the debate. the production making this happen is crazy. 24 hours later and they are already tearing it apart?! fucking rad.

-shot BDM and testament, who were fucking amazing. playing tons of old jams off from the legacy, including over the wall. great band. not camera shy. fucking rad.

-watched KILLING JOKE on sunday. Jaz Colman was dressed like the joker and stomped around like a monkey. they played a pretty cool set including asteroid. fucking rad.

-I finally met Richard Kern. One of my classes went to his latest instillation and we met with him privately. My class didn't seem into it. probably because they had no idea who he is. i had a blast. nice dude. very entertaining.

-watched DANZIG fuck shit up even though he is going bald. a few jams from each danzig records. pretty sweet. he played tired of being alive and devils playground. fucking rad. ITS FUCKING DANZIG. its weird how iconic someone can be...that no matter how much of a dick, or how lame one's music becomes, he's still fucking DANZIG. no arguments. all is forgiven. fucking rad.

-going to shoot NOFX in a few hours. it's been about 8 or 9 years since I last saw them. I do believe I was still in highschool. im pretty stoked.

seriously what the fuck are you doing michigan?

you too can buy vintage band shirts for $700

2008-10-11T13:43:00.000-07:00

Just because a cafe has couches doesn't not mean this is an open invitation for your trust fund, hung-over-from-blowing-rails-and-talking-about-Armani-and-Obama-all-night-ass to come in and have a cappafuckyouccino and take a NAP IN THE CAFE WHEN OTHER PEOPLE COULD BE SITTING ON THE COUCH NOT BEING A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE.
IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP GOTO THE YMCA.
WHAT THE FUCK.

2008-09-23T09:10:00.000-07:00

if you consider yourself an adult, you should know how to eat with your fucking mouth shut.
no one wants to hear your horse mouth munch on quaker oats and carrots.

at the gates

2008-07-27T15:03:00.001-07:00

FUCK YEAH.

michigan fails.

2008-07-27T14:55:00.000-07:00

Nothing better than being given a talking to about
trustworthy people from a person who's life asparations
is sitting a bar that smells like piss, shit and failure,
watching their life pass right on by them.
I'm sure all that talking about things you're going to
do will lead to a great autobiography on things you
thought about doing.
Keep up the good work.

2008-05-13T03:57:00.000-07:00

I hate being up so late.
But this is the life of working in a bar to pay the bills.
If bars in Michigan, were open until 4am like here in good ole New York everyone would be fucking dead.
DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Being up this late throws me off for at least 24-36 hours.

Shits weird.
Shits always weird.
I dont know know what to make of it.
Mostly because I do know what to make of it..
I just dont want to make of it. Or I do.
OR I dont.
OR i do.
OR I dont.

things are being published and life is coming along.
maybe I should have paid attention more in previous school
and chosen a different career.

one day I can pay for everything.
until then, there is myspace and telling blond girls I'm a zoologist.

2008-04-15T08:33:00.000-07:00

Dear internet diary.
My beard fucking rules.
This is the biggest beard I've ever grown and it totally beards the shit out of other beards.

Why are fat chicks so angry? (rhetorical question.)

camera phone series 1.

2008-02-20T12:26:00.000-08:00

So I've decided to start posting photos I've shot with my camera phone.
I was not supportive of camera phones at first, mainly because of the assholes that use them and have no understanding of the photographic process...blahblah I'm a fucking art student and love photo history.
But I have given in and now use my piece of shit camera phone to take
pictures of amazing things when I don't have my SLR with me.
some stuff I've shot since moving to new york:

SICK.

internet liguistics.

2008-01-13T17:22:00.000-08:00

so I moved to new york.
its ok I guess.
willamsburg the apparent hipster mecca of the world
is basically detroit, but rent is 1000$/month and there are about 3/4
the amount of black people. everyone here dresses like its 1985.
i saw about 48539042 dude lastnight that I totally thought were
michael j. fox (if I could only get that lucky.)

I found an apt.
its small, but for the time being...it will do.
I start classes tomorrow.
I'm pretty excited about that.
I cant wait to rub my beard all over some 18 year old
jew girl art chicks.
Speaking of beards...I never thought I would say this..
but my beard has a lot to learn. I've seen some pretty
wicked beards out here of all shapes and sizes.
I know that my beard is a good contender, but it's going
to need a little more time before I can really show
the world what my beard can do.

so. blogging. i'm ok with writing on the internet.
but I got an email today from some dumbfuck who
referred to himself as a "blogger"...as in being his profession.
a professional opinionator that gave himself a title.
anyone that refers to themselves as a "blogger" or a "photog"
is a lazy faggot who not only has no real profession within
what they are claiming to be a professional at,
but also doesnt have a energy to add "rapher" to the word "photog".
thats some BN shit right there.
and blogger...seriously...would you tell a blonde girl that at a bar?
"Hi my name is Todd, I just this new hair cut, I'm a blogger for Vogue magazine".
the fact I'm blogging about this I suppose is ironic.
But so are fat people.

cold and that blueberry shit.

2007-11-28T20:15:00.001-08:00

Someone gave me some of that blueberry shit.
I dont know what that means, but the last 26 years of my life all went by me, in a matter of 38 minutes, which lasted in my head about 38 hours.

Detroit seems colder than any other town in the winter.

Where DID your lamb go?